Portnoy said it himself after his first bite of the thin-crust pie at Lombardi's Bar & Restaurant in Cedar Grove.
First, he noted his hoodie felt a little small, despite being a size large. Then, he burned his mouth.
Davey Pageviews ultimately got over his woes, and gave the pizza a 7.3 — lower than the 8.2 given by customers on the One Bite website — then was coaxed into sampling the gelato next door at Sonny's Frozen Desserts by children watching him yet.
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Lombardi's Bar & Restaurant, 597 Pompton Ave., Cedar Grove.
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